2/26/26
Joke: I have great work-life balance.
Punchline: I think about work equally in both places.
2/19/26
Joke: I tried to multitask.
Punchline: Now nothing is done, but everything was attempted.
2/12/26
Joke: My calendar and I are in a toxic relationship.
Punchline: It keeps telling me I’m free when I’m not.
2/05/26
Joke: I started a band called 404.
Punchline: We haven’t found our sound yet.
