8/25/22
Joke: What does a house wear?
Answer: Address.
8/18/22
Joke: Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Answer: For drizzle.
8/11/22
Joke: What do cows most like to read?
Answer: Cattle-logs.
8/4/22:
Joke: What do you call a funny mountain?
Answer: Hill-arious.
7/28/22:
Joke: Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord?
Answer: He thought he could socket to him.
7/21/22:
Joke: What do you call a fancy fish?
Answer: So-fish-ticated.
7/14/22:
Joke: Which state has the most streets?
Answer: Rhode Island.
7/07/22:
Joke: What do you call a fibbing cat?
Answer: A lion.
6/30/22:
Joke: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: It was too tired!
6/23/22:
Joke: How do you make an octopus laugh?
Answer: With ten-tickles!
6/16/22:
Joke: Why was the broom late to class?
Answer: It over-swept.
6/9/22:
Joke: Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Answer: Sundae school.
6/2/22:
Joke: What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Answer: A vigilANTe!
5/26/22:
Joke: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: Because he Neverlands.
5/19/22:
Joke: Why do peppers make such good archers?
Answer: Because they habanero.
5/12/22:
Joke: Why did the orange lose the race?
Answer: It ran out of juice.
5/5/22:
Joke: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Answer: He just wanted a bit more space.
4/28/22:
Joke: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they’d crack each other up!
4/21/22:
Joke: Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50. You want to know why?
Answer: Inflation.