Joke: What does a house wear?
Joke: Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Answer: For drizzle.
Joke: What do cows most like to read?
Joke: What do you call a funny mountain?
Joke: Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord?
Answer: He thought he could socket to him.
Joke: What do you call a fancy fish?
Joke: Which state has the most streets?
Answer: Rhode Island.
Joke: What do you call a fibbing cat?
Answer: A lion.
Joke: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: It was too tired!
Joke: How do you make an octopus laugh?
Answer: With ten-tickles!
Joke: Why was the broom late to class?
Answer: It over-swept.
Joke: Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Answer: Sundae school.
Joke: What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Answer: A vigilANTe!
Joke: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: Because he Neverlands.
Joke: Why do peppers make such good archers?
Answer: Because they habanero.
Joke: Why did the orange lose the race?
Answer: It ran out of juice.
Joke: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Answer: He just wanted a bit more space.
Joke: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they’d crack each other up!
Joke: Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50. You want to know why?