Joke: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Punchline: I’ll let you know.
Joke: Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
Punchline: They were cooked in Greece.
Joke: My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
Punchline: So I packed up my stuff and right.
Joke: Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears.
Punchline: 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.