Joke: What do you call a funny mountain?
Joke: What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
Answer: Spoiled milk.
Joke: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Answer: Of course, houses can’t jump.
Joke: Why are pigs so bad at sports?
Answer: They always hog the ball.
Joke: How does a penguin build a house?
Answer: Igloos it together.