Joke: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Punchline: Because they were watchdogs.
Joke: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Punchline: A hug and a quiche.
Joke: What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Punchline: Nothing, they fast!
Joke: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
Punchline: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.