7/30/26
Joke: The beach and I had to break up.
Punchline: There were just too many red flags.
7/23/26
Joke: Someone stole my mood ring.
Punchline: I honestly don’t know how I feel about it.
7/16/26
Joke: I asked the pool float how it stays so productive all summer.
Punchline: It said it just stays on top of things.
7/09/26
Joke: I asked my sunscreen for its secret to staying focused.
Punchline: Turns out it’s really good at blocking things out.
7/02/26
Joke: My ice cream cone finally got the promotion.
Punchline: Then it completely melted under the pressure.
