6/26/25
Joke: I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Punchline: Now I have Heinzsight.
6/19/25
Joke: Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Punchline: I am not going to spread it.
6/12/25
Joke: What do you call someone who steals energy?
Punchline: A joule thief.
6/05/25
Joke: What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
Punchline: 1forest1.