Joke: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Joke: How long should socks be?
Answer: Twelve inches, so you can fit in one foot.
Joke: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Answer: Pouch potato.
Joke: What sound does a witch’s car make?
Answer: Broom broom!
Joke: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Answer: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.