5/28/26
Joke: I told my GPS I needed a getaway.
Punchline: It said, “Proceed to the nearest beach.”.
5/21/26
Joke: Why don’t lamps ever get stressed on vacation?
Punchline: They know how to lighten up.
5/14/26
Joke: My vacuum and I are taking a break.
Punchline: Things were starting to suck.
5/07/26
Joke: Why did the car bring a suitcase to work?
Punchline: It was ready to shift into vacation mode.
