Joke: Where do pirates get their hooks?
Answer: Second hand stores.
Joke: Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
Answer: They lactose.
Joke: Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
Answer: They’re all quacks.
Joke: Which bear is the most condescending?
Answer: A pan-duh!
Joke: Why is the grass so dangerous?
Answer: Because it’s full of blades.