9/28/23
Joke: I’ve been doing crunches twice a day now.
Punchline: Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon.
9/21/23
Joke: There were two muffins in an oven, and one said, “It’s getting hot in here, isn’t it?”.
Punchline: The other muffin gasps, “Ahh! A talking muffin!”
9/14/23
Joke: What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Punchline: Don’t wok away from me!
9/7/23
Joke: Why is cold water so insecure?
Punchline: It’s never been called hot.
