9/26/24
Joke: Three guys walked into a bar.
Punchline: You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.
9/19/24
Joke: How do you count cattle?
Punchline: With a cow-culator.
9/12/24
Joke: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
Punchline: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
9/05/24
Joke: Why shouldn’t you wear glasses when you play football?
Punchline: Because it’s a contact sport.