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Thirsty Thursday #237

#ThirstyThursday Issue #237

May 27, 2026
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โœ…ย Today’s Checklist:

  • Work clothes that don’t read “corporate uniform”
  • PCOS has a new name (and it actually fits)
  • Network sideways, not just up
  • Three tiny makeup tweaks that change the whole face

QUICK LINKS

โš ๏ธ Accommodation risks start small. This course helps managers catch missed cues before they become claims.

๐Ÿงฆย “Microshifting” is reshaping how people workย (and most companies are catching up late).

๐Ÿง  Three in four professionals deal with imposter syndrome at work.ย Here’s how to push back on it.

๐Ÿค– If you’re using Claude like a chatbot,ย you’re missing 90% of it.

WARDROBE EDIT

A video thumbnail shows a woman holding a pink microphone with the text, โ€œWhere to shop for non-basic work clothes.โ€ Clothing images appear in the background behind her.

Work Clothes That Don’t Read “Corporate Uniform”

 

Takeaways:

  • Build your wardrobe around elevated basics, not boring basics. Brands likeย Commenseย mix classic staples with slightly trendier silhouettes and details that make outfits feel more styled.
  • Donโ€™t ignore affordable brands for foundational pieces.ย Fashion Novaย actually has surprisingly solid basics for layering work outfits without spending a fortune.
  • Invest in timeless staples that make getting dressed easier.ย Gapย is still one of the best places for clean trousers, denim, and neutral basics that work across multiple outfits.

Watch on IG.

DE-ESCALATION TRAINING

A Traliant advertisement promotes de-escalation online training with a โ€œGet a free trialโ€ button. A man and woman are shown having a serious conversation in an office setting.

What to Do When the Calm Meeting Stops Being Calm

 

The meeting was fine until it wasn’t. A client got loud. A coworker’s voice cracked into something sharper. The room shifted, and you realized you had no idea what came next. Most people learn de-escalation the hard way, after the moment has already gone past saving.

Traliant’sย 10-minute De-escalation courseย gives employees the language and the moves before they need them: how to spot the early signals, respond with empathy without absorbing the hostility, set clear boundaries, and know when to disengage safely. Scenario-based, ten minutes, no homework.

Your team walks away with:

  • The ability to spot escalation before it tips over
  • Practical scripts for the moment the room gets sharp
  • A clear playbook for when to stop and step out safely

๐Ÿ‘‰ย See the training in action.

PCOS RENAMED

A pink graphic explains that PCOS officially has a new name: โ€œPolyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome.โ€ A woman is pictured in the lower corner pointing toward the text.

PCOS Finally Has A Name That Explains The Condition

 

Takeaways:

  • The shift from PCOS to PMOS reflects a broader understanding of the condition. PMOS frames it as a full-body metabolic and hormonal issue, which is what the lived experience actually looks like.
  • Better language can lead to better care and earlier intervention. The updated framing centers insulin resistance, inflammation, long-term health, and quality of life instead of focusing narrowly on fertility.
  • This change happened because patients pushed for it. Over 22,000 patients and healthcare professionals were surveyed, and 86% of patients wanted terminology that better reflected their lived experience.

See all of the important changes on IG.

NETWORKING

A whiteboard-style video thumbnail features handwritten text that says, โ€œHow to Network (without being annoying).โ€ A hand holding a marker is shown writing on the board.

How to Network Without Sounding Like You Want Something

 

Takeaways:

  • Build relationships before you need something from them. A wedding, birthday party, or random conversation at a bar can become a valuable connection when you focus on genuine interaction instead of transactional networking.
  • Donโ€™t only network โ€œup,โ€ build strong peer relationships too. The person at your level today could become a future founder, VP, hiring manager, or collaborator later in their career.
  • Pay attention to out-of-context opportunities. Some of the best networking happens outside formal work settings because people are more relaxed, memorable, and open to real conversation.

Explore all 4 quadrants of networking on IG.

DAILY RITUAL

A Jones Road Beauty ad announces that the Memorial Day sale ends today, 5/28. The graphic features several makeup products alongside a black โ€œShop Nowโ€ button.

The Single Beauty Product 5,800+ Reviewers Won’t Stop Talking About

 

By Thursday of a short week, the math on a multi-step morning routine stops working. What you need is one product that can be blush, highlighter, lid color, or lip tint depending on the day, with a finish that looks like skin instead of makeup.

Jones Road’s Miracle Balmย has 5,866 reviews and a 4.4-star average because it does exactly that. It’s a cheek cream, a lip tint, a lid wash, and a highlighter, depending on which of the fifteen shades is in your bag. A pinch on the back of your hand, three fingertip dabs on the face, and you’re done. The pot lasts roughly forever.

Clean ingredients (no phthalates, PEGs, or sulfates), works on every skin tone, and weighs about as much as a tube of chapstick.

The Memorial Day Mini Saleย wraps this today, and it’s the lowest-stakes way to try the balm. And the more minis you add to your set, the more the discount stacks: 15% off three, 20% off five, 30% off ten.

๐Ÿ‘‰ย Build your mini set here before the sale ends.

P.S.ย Codeย ASSISTย drops a free Best Blush in the cart on top of all of it.

MAKEUP TWEAKS

A beauty video thumbnail shows a woman applying makeup while holding a cosmetic product. The text says, โ€œ3 makeup tricks that you should NEVER skip.โ€

Three Tiny Makeup Tweaks That Change The Whole Face

 

Takeaways:

  • Apply concealer after bronzer to create more lift and dimension. Placing brightening concealer on top helps sharpen the contrast and keeps the face from looking flat or muddy.
  • Use concealer and setting powder strategically under contour. Cleaning up the area beneath your cheek contour instantly creates a more sculpted, defined cheekbone effect.
  • Add subtle contour in unexpected places for fuller-looking lips. A little contour under the bottom lip and above the Cupidโ€™s bow creates natural-looking depth without needing filler.

Watch all 3 tricks on IG.

STAFF PICKS

Stuff We’re Loving This Week

 

๐Ÿ‘‰ Find out how to handle employee resistance to your team’s AI initiatives atย this free event on 6/11.

๐Ÿ‘— The linen dressย with a corset bodice, lace trim, and (yes) pockets.

โ˜€๏ธ A bronzer stickย that gives you instant warmth without a whole makeup routine.

๐Ÿ’‹ This lip balmย feels more elevated than every other throw-it-in-your-bag pick.

JUST FOR FUN

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COMMUNITY

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