#ThirstyThursday Issue #213

The Assist Newsletter
December 10, 2025
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Today’s Checklist:

  • The 8-8-8 Rule
  • How to use Google’s latest AI model
  • Why jargon isn’t genius
  • A garland trick that looks designer

QUICK LINKS

🧩 Take this quiz to find out what kind of boss you actually are.

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🤖 These top AI platforms can seriously upgrade how you work, lead, and manage.

🌍 Trade trinkets for travel and gift culture-filled experiences this holiday season.

TIME MANAGEMENT

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The 8–8–8 Rule

 

Takeaways:

  • Most people mismanage their time without realizing it, either pouring everything into work or avoiding it entirely. Balance matters more than grind.
  • The 8+8+8 Rule creates that balance: eight hours of focused work, eight hours of real sleep, and eight hours invested in your relationships, health, and the things that make life meaningful.
  • Follow this rhythm and you’ll see your productivity rise, your mental health stabilize, and your days feel more purposeful.

See the infographic on IG

LEADERSHIP INSIGHTS

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Ever Wonder How Other Managers are Handling Things Right Now?

 

SurveyMonkey brought together managers from Fullscript, DAT Freight & Analytics, and Vercel for an unplugged conversation about what it really looks like to lead teams today.

Together, they unpack SurveyMonkey’s latest workplace research and reflect on the realities they’re navigating inside their own organizations.

It’s candid. It’s grounded. And it’s full of those “oh wow, same” moments every manager recognizes — plus practical takeaways you can carry into 2026.

Listen now >

P.S. It’s the perfect “I want to learn something without thinking too hard” listen while you wrap up the year.

AI TOOLS

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Learn How to Prompt Google’s Latest Gemini Model

 

Takeaways:

  • Google just released its latest Gemini 3 model, which the internet jokingly calls “nano-banana-pro.” To access Gemini’s most powerful image engine, open Gemini and select the “Gemini 3” model.
  • Click “Create images” to open the editor. This is where you upload your photo and unlock the advanced image tools that make Gemini stand out for realism, text rendering, and detailed edits.
  • It’s quickly becoming a favorite for everything from photo restoration to design mockups, making it a strong alternative to other image generators.

Get the 10 prompts.

CAREER MINDSET

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What If Feeling Lost in Meetings Isn’t Your Fault at All?

 

Takeaways:

  • Complex jargon doesn’t signal intelligence. It often signals insecurity. Big words can be armor that people use to sound smart and avoid being questioned.
  • Not understanding something doesn’t make you unqualified. It means your brain is doing quality control, and clarity matters more than pretending.
  • The people who drive companies forward ask questions, simplify ideas, and make sure everyone can follow. If someone can’t explain it simply, they probably don’t understand it fully themselves.

See the full post on LinkedIn.

PERFORMANCE & FEEDBACK

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The Real Reason Your Feedback Isn’t Landing

 

Giving feedback is one of the most important parts of being a manager, and also the part most people were never taught to do well.

So you hesitate. You soften your message. You wait until the next 1:1. You leave it unsaid.

And your team? They’re left guessing.

Unclear feedback = unclear expectations = underperformance.

But here’s the good news: feedback doesn’t have to be scary, awkward, or complicated.

What it does need is structure.

BambooHR’s performance management platform is built for real teams—people who don’t have hours to memorize leadership frameworks or write 12-paragraph reviews.

With BambooHR, you can:

  • Schedule and guide 1:1s with prompts that actually spark real convos
  • Give bite-sized feedback in the moment (both positive and constructive)
  • Track goals and progress so performance isn’t a mystery
  • Celebrate wins without needing a “perfect moment”

No more winging it. No more post-it notes and awkward pep talks. Just a system that helps you lead like someone trained you to.

👉 Start with BambooHR today and give feedback that actually helps people grow.

DECOR MAGIC

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Turn Your Stair Railing Into a “Pinterest IRL” Moment

 

Takeaways:

  • Start with a strong base garland like cedar. It’s flexible, looks high-end, and makes layering so much easier.
  • Add dimension by tucking and weaving in a second greenery element, then finish with a statement piece like an ornament garland for that full designer look.
  • If you don’t have outlets nearby, use battery-powered fairy lights. They’re easy to hide and give your garland a warm, polished glow without cords everywhere.

Watch the tutorial on IG

STAFF PICKS

Stuff We’re Loving This Week

 

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JUST FOR FUN

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JOB LEADS

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Your Next Gig = One Click Away

 

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