#ThirstyThursday Issue #215

The Assist Newsletter
December 23, 2025
An illustrated Christmas tree wearing a party hat waves with a smile, surrounded by holly leaves on a pink and white background. Large text on the right reads, “WHY DID THE CHRISTMAS TREE GET INVITED TO EVERY MEETING?”

Click the image for the punchline 👆.

😂 See all December 2025 Thirsty Thursday jokes here.

Today’s Checklist:

  • A helpful holiday leftovers hack
  • Your holiday mental health permission slip
  • Make the most of your PTO in 2026
  • Don’t just throw away your X-mas tree

QUICK LINKS

🎄 An unlikely city was just named America’s #1 Christmas destination.

🍔 One writer tried seven fast food holiday specials and only one made her feel festive.

❤️ Psychologists reveal the four key elements of a healthy, lasting relationship.

🔧 Stay ahead of trouble with tools that help you respond faster and smarter.

HOSTING

A smiling woman in a cozy kitchen holds a foil tray filled with different Thanksgiving leftovers, lifting a piece of plastic wrap above it. Over the center of the video, bold text reads “Genius Leftover Hack,” set against a soft, light-colored background with holiday décor visible behind her.

The Container to Use for Holiday Party Leftovers

 

Takeaways:

  • Hosting always ends the same way. Not enough containers, and whatever glass or plastic you lend out is gone forever.
  • Skip foil-on-paper-plates and use disposable foil cupcake tins with lids instead. You can buy them in bulk, and they’re easy to transport home.
  • They’re perfect for leftovers because guests can take a sampler of multiple dishes in one container. Practical, cheap, and no awkward follow-ups to get your Tupperware back.

Watch the YouTube short.

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MENTAL HEALTH

A cream-colored poster on a soft gray background features illustrated mugs arranged in a grid, with the bold heading reading “DURING THE HOLIDAYS IT’S OKAY…” at the top.

Your Holiday Permission Slip: It’s Okay to…

 

Takeaways:

  • Protect your energy. It’s okay to skip events, leave early, say no to alcohol, or choose rest over tradition.
  • Honor your reality. It’s okay to feel sad or nostalgic, miss loved ones, spend time alone, or keep things low-key if that’s what you need.
  • Redefine the holidays on your terms. It’s okay to opt for easier gifts, ask for help, break from old customs, and prioritize what actually brings you peace.

Get inspired with the IG infographic.

PLANNING

A woman stands in the foreground holding a microphone, with a paused video play icon over the image and bold text reading “How to Hack Your PTO in 2026” above her. Behind her, the background shows an airplane flying over a runway at dusk, with city lights and an airport scene.

How to Hack Your PTO in 2026

 

Takeaways:

  • Using just 15 PTO days, take off 12/31 and 1/2, then pair it with Presidents Day on 1/19 for an easy four-day weekend.
  • In February, Presidents Day falls on the 16th, so taking off 2/13 gives you another four-day weekend.
  • In May, take off the 21st and 22nd, then roll straight into Memorial Day for a five-day weekend.

Watch how to hack the rest of the year on IG.

MODERN WELLNESS

 Two women practice yoga poses on separate mats, one balancing with arms outstretched while the other lunges with one arm raised. The soft pink background is decorated with leafy plants, sparkles, and cozy home details.

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RECYCLING

A woman walks through an empty parking lot holding a discarded Christmas tree, mid-step, as if sharing a tip. The background shows a quiet outdoor setting with bare trees, road signs, and faded pavement, and the on-screen text reads, “Don’t throw your Christmas tree.”.

Don’t Throw Your X-mas Tree Away

 

Takeaways:

  • There are easy ways to recycle your Christmas tree so it doesn’t end up in a landfill. Many cities turn them into mulch for parks and green spaces.
  • In coastal or lake communities, old trees are often reused to support sand dunes or create habitats for fish and wildlife.
  • The cutest option: donate your tree to a local animal sanctuary. Goats love Christmas trees, and it’s a surprisingly great way to give it a second life.

Watch the YouTube short.

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JUST FOR FUN

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