#ThirstyThursday Issue #233

The Assist Newsletter
April 29, 2026
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Today’s Checklist:

  • The 20-minute LinkedIn glow-up (with Claude)
  • 33 small habits that change everything
  • 3 morning moves that beat checking your phone first thing
  • Songs that snap you out of a funk

QUICK LINKS

😴 Falling asleep shouldn’t feel like a nightly battle, and these six science-backed sleep tweaks actually make it easier.

💡 Turns out structured mentorship is one of the biggest things you can do for your career.

👑 The CEO role looks completely different than it did ten years ago.

✏️ The one habit 24 career women say changed how they work.

JOB SEARCHING

A woman wearing glasses speaks to camera in a cozy living room setting, with a large play button overlay. On-screen text reads “Claude Can Do That Ep. 1: Fix Your LinkedIn Profile.”

Update Your LinkedIn in 20 Minutes With AI

 

Takeaways:

  • Rewrite your headline as a value proposition. Replace “Senior Marketing Manager” with a line that tells strangers what you solve, like “I help B2B brands grow pipeline through content and demand generation.”
  • Turn your experience bullets into measurable outcomes. Paste your current resume lines into AI and ask it to rewrite each one around impact, such as revenue generated, engagement growth, costs reduced, or processes improved.
  • Train the profile to sound like you before publishing. Paste in a real Slack message, email, or writing sample and prompt “Match this voice,” then flag any line that feels robotic with “Rewrite this so it sounds more natural.”

Watch the “Claude Can Do That” tutorial on IG.

AFFORDABLE LUXURY

Four illustrated women pose confidently in stylish, warm-toned outfits against soft pastel backdrops. Each look varies in style, from cozy oversized pieces to more fitted, trendy sets.

For the Days You Don’t Want to Think About Your Outfit (But Still Need to Look Put Together)

 

Some mornings, you have time to plan an outfit. Most mornings, you absolutely do not.

That’s exactly why we keep coming back to Quince. It’s the kind of closet where everything just works, even when your brain doesn’t.

Three women model neutral-toned outfits including a black jumpsuit, a striped button-down dress, and a white blouse with jeans. Matching accessories like a beige tote, flats, and loafers are displayed alongside them in a clean, minimal layout.

Our no-thought uniform: the organic cotton peasant blouse plus ultra-stretch ponte ankle pants. Effortlessly polished, secretly loungewear. Add the linen structured blazer and you look like you planned this days in advance.

Running out the door? The quilted recycled nylon tote fits your laptop, your snacks, and your emotional support water bottle. The leather weekender does the heavier lifting.

Shoes that work as hard as you don’t want to: loafersMary Janespointy-toe pumps, or twist mid-heel mules for the meetings that matter.

For the really “I can’t deal” days, the linen dress or ponte midi dress is your whole outfit in one decision.

It’s workwear that doesn’t require work.

👉 Shop Quince’s effortless workwear collection.

PRODUCTIVITY

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33 Habits That Change Your Life

 

Takeaways:

  • Protect your energy before you protect your schedule. Habits like guarding the first four hours of the day, moving daily, and keeping your phone outside the bedroom create a stronger baseline for everything else.
  • Build systems that reduce friction and decision fatigue. For example, eating the same lunch every day or automating monthly investments removes unnecessary choices and keeps progress consistent.
  • Create space for perspective, joy, and real priorities. Call your parents, leave one day unplanned, sing in the car, watch the sunrise, and practice gratitude so life doesn’t become one long productivity checklist.

Catch all 33 habits on LinkedIn.

MINDSET

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3 Morning Habits That Beat Checking Your Phone First Thing

 

Takeaways:

  • Set your priorities before the internet sets them for you. Before checking your phone, name three things that matter today, like finishing a project, finding new work, or helping your kids have a great day.
  • Watch how you speak to yourself in quiet moments. Repeating thoughts like “I’m behind” or “I don’t have enough” trains your brain in scarcity. Catching yourself and swapping in language that matches who you actually are shifts everything else.
  • Define success in a way that actually means something to you. Wealth might mean freedom of time, family security, or peace of mind. Choose goals that reflect what you actually value.

Hear all 3 habits on IG.

LEADERSHIP SKILLS

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The 5 Leadership Books That Built Most Modern Leaders

 

You know those leadership books that keep popping up in conversations, podcasts, and LinkedIn posts… but you never actually get around to reading?

Yeah, we feel that. So we’ve been using Shortform to get the good parts without committing 6+ hours per book.

The shortlist:

  • The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: ****the foundational leadership framework still taught in MBA programs 35+ years later.

  • Good to Great: the canonical answer to what makes great companies (and leaders) different from good ones.

  • Primal Leadership: the book that put “emotional intelligence” on every leader’s vocabulary list.

  • Start With Why: the purpose-driven leadership philosophy behind every mission-led company you admire.

  • Dare to Lead: Brené Brown on the vulnerability + courage every modern leader needs.

On Shortform, you get chapter breakdowns, analysis, and actionable takeaways so the ideas actually stick. Plus audio versions for your walk, your commute, or that laundry pile.

If you’ve been wanting to level up your leadership without adding another thing to your reading list, this is the move.

👉 TA readers get a free trial + $50 off the annual plan.

PLAYLIST

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Make a Playlist That Snaps You Out of a Funk

 

Takeaways:

Get inspired with this IG video.

STAFF PICKS

Stuff We’re Loving This Week

 

✨ Sleep, shower, live in comfort. These flat back stud earrings won’t poke or irritate.

🗞️ A clearer view of the world, delivered in five minutes flat.

💁🏻‍♀️ This calming toner is what you reach for when your skin is doing the most.

🍌 Tired eyes get a glow-up with this vitamin c eye cream that brightens and smooths.

JUST FOR FUN

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COMMUNITY

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